As we escaped, we turned up the radio because YMCA came on and made me FORM THE LETTER Y. Everything was extremely smooth sailing until a CAMEL appeared in the middle of the road. We swerved to avoid it, but while KAYDEN stayed on the TANDEM BICYCLE, I got thrown onto my side in the woods.
I couldn't get up, and felt GOBSMACKED as I lay there staring up at the trees. What was I going to do? I heard a RUSTLING among the leaves, and felt AFRAID. Surely, this was going to be my end. As my eyes fluttered shut, the last thing I saw was a head of BROWN hair and BROWN eyes.
When I woke up again, I was on a SURF BOARD. My body hurt a whole lot less, and I could sit up. There was a BLINDFOLD and HANDCUFFS in the room, along with CHICKEN CURRY and a CAN OF BEER. The door suddenly opened to reveal TREY, a concerned look on his face. I blushed and averted my gaze, but he LICKED HIS LIPS and said, "Don't be shy. It's okay."
He came over to sit by me, and we started talking after I told him my name. We chatted about LION TAMING,BANK ROBBERY and UNBLOCKING TOILETS and realized we had a ton in common! I thought he was MENTAL and couldn't help feeling a little swoony.
Just as he reached out for my hand, the door crashed open and in came KELLAN KYLE. "Don't let him charm you away, my love!" He yelled, running at TREY. They each had EGG WHISKS in their hands and began to fight. "Stop!", I yelled, feeling so ORGASMIC. They didn't listen to me. Before I could intervene, TREY fell to the floor and disappeared in a cloud of smoke.
"What was that?" I asked, staring at the empty space. KELLAN KYLE dropped his weapon, and came over to me. "Magic, but you are safe now, SHORTARSE." He hugged me close, and I suddenly knew that this was the real deal and not just a dream.
Just as THE CHICKEN SONG started playing in my head, I woke up. I cursed my SHITTY luck. Why had it only been just a dream?