Herb lives out in the sticks and is usually resistant to bugs, until he's bitten by a super bug that turns him into a vampire. His transformation is not the stuff of romance novels, it isn't pretty for poor Herb! His skin blisters and burns, he's violently ill, and develops a taste for raw meat. It's not all bad though. His senses are heightened, everything becomes more colourful and beautiful. As his confidence grows he's able to get to know Lois.
Things eventually get ugly between Herb and Dallas, and that's all I'm going to say because I don't want to spoil the ending.
It's well-written. The descriptions are great, I felt like I was there seeing it all through Herb's eyes. I'd describe it as a comedic romance/horror. It was a lot of fun to read but you will feel for poor Herb! I will be reading more from this author.